Goddess bless David Cameron and his rather shabby attempts to court the queer vote. He no doubt thought it’d be a walk in the park… sorry, more likely one of those funny little private garden squares in Notting Hill) after he published his oh so honest list of conservative MPs (so some Tories are homosexual? How fabulous. Does it mean that they’re not actually self-serving traitors to their own community? Come now (actually, I’d rather you didn’t – my name aint Monica and you’re not welcome in this oval office)). The latest, as everyone knows, from the party (whatever) with the most appalling record of voting on gay rights issues, not to mention systematic homophobia of their own design during their reign, is that the shadow home secretary thinks that it’s OK to turn us away from guest houses whilst managing to keep a straight (you betta believe it) face and claim that he’s not homophobic.
Ho hum… not content with giving David Cameron’s portrait a dragover last weekend and deciding that he looks much more fierce when working a beaded lash and purple blusher, I’ve decided it might be fun to attend a fabulous street party outside their HQ on Sunday. The weather forecast is clement and if Zilla Killer is there we’ll join the kiss in.
Maybe Cameron will turn up and then we can all get a good look at his hair plugs.
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